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Category: Church

Pass The Nativity

All credit to Ellie Wilson our diocesan advisor for the under fives! Awesomeness abounds.

I just happened to be sat in the children and youth department’s office being a disturber of the peace. When talking about what was going on I mentioned our toddler group and Ellie tumbled out a gazillion awesome ideas.

The one I latched on to was pass the nativity. Santa comes and chocolate will be had. Excellent. But Playmobil make a nativity set. By wrapping them up in order we can tell of Jesus’ birth by playing pass the parcel.

So tomorrow morning they will come out when the music stops and I will sit and tell the tale of Jesus birth to some fresh ears who have never heard it before.

The equipment:

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At the centre is JC, wrapped in gold at the heart of the package.

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There is also Playmobil Saint Nicholas (not Santa). Postie hasn’t delivered him yet so I’ll have to wait until next year to play with him.

This is the order I’ve wrapped them:

Jesus
Shepherd
Lamb
Sheep
Sheep
Manger
Cow
Stable
Donkey
Joseph
Angel
Mary

Ponder the Mystery

William Shatner causes me to consider the absurdity whilst contemplating the profundity.

I’m never sure whether he is serious or not.  I am also unsure which of these would disturb me most.

Dude, we were totally lied to by our album covers!

What to do with yourself when you’re away from church and off on holiday? Visit a cathedral of course! For the heady price of €1 at Ibiza Cathedral you can see the nice things they stash out the back.

The most interesting thing was a set of paintings showing some interesting medieval folk law intertwined with biblical imagery to produce an epic 70’s album cover!

Here is the whole work.

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Look at the fabulous faces within it.

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The main protagonist.

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The scenes of torture at the back.

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The pained expressions of the damned.

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Wait. What have we here?

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I wonder what this filthy heretic has done or said? Who has he offended?

I love the way in which real people are often painted into ancient scenes. I wonder who this guy was and who he offended.

Now I want to go and listen to some 70’s vinyl. Perhaps some Saxon or some Priest!